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"I've read so much rubbish about hemorrhoids I hope you will forgive me when I thought yours was going to be the same.
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"Your methods really do work - I didn't expect them to, so I know it wasn't just my imagination or placebo or whatever it's called.
"I used the shrinking treatment #1 and had relief in about 15 minutes - I could honestly feel the prolapsed vein I had being pulled back in. It took a couple of days to shrink back up completely, that was way faster than anything from the doc.
"I took the other supplements you recommended, and haven't had a hemorrhoid attack for over a year and a half. I used to have pain almost every time I used the bathroom, now nothing.
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"It's not an exaggeration to say that your book gave me a new lease on life - I send you my deepest thanks and good karma always."